How to Get a Yemeni Visa...The Easy Way

1) First,pull out all your teeth

2) This will save you the trouble of pulling all your teeth out later for them and presenting it to the officials on a silver platter.

3)Pull out all your hair....in Marc's case, that would include his beard as he has more hair on his face now than on his head.

4)Whistle dixie...now that's more like it..

5)Then go to door #2.

6)Forgot to tell you that no door #2 exists.

7)Touch your finger to your nose and say some magic words so something that might sound like it's a bit magic.

8)Then go to the top of the tree and read the secret message.

9)Then, go under the bridge and talk to the ugly troll.

10) Go to the Canadian Consulate for a letter of introduction but don't be surprised if they will say they have no paper left and refer you to the British Embassy.

11)Go to the British Embassy as they handle all Canadian problems, except, of course this one and are of no use whatsoever. They will say they can help you but won't as you're a Commonwealth country and are no longer responsible for you people.

12) Beat your head against the side of a wall and go home and rest as tomorrow will serve up another day like today...